Mae West Quotes: Iconic Wit & Unforgettable Lines
Explore a dazzling collection of Mae West’s most iconic and witty quotes. Discover her legendary humor and unforgettable lines from the silver screen legend.

“Love thy neighbor – if he is tall, dark and handsome, it will be much easier.”
“A woman only needs four animals in her life: a fox in the closet, a tiger in the bed, a Jaguar in the garage and a donkey to pay for it all.”
“Love conquers all except poverty and toothache.”
“I wrote the story myself. It is about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”
“Between two sins, I choose one that I have not yet committed.”
“It is not the men in my life that count, but the life in my men that counts.”
“Of course my lover can trust me. I told him that hundreds have.”
“Arithmetic subtraction is leaving a man with $2 who has a $100 bill.”
“Marriage is a great institution, but I am not prepared for institutions.”
“When I am good, I am very good, but when I am bad, I am even better.”
“Between two evils, I always choose the one I’ve never experienced.”
“When women make mistakes, men follow.”
“To err is human, but it makes you feel divine.”
“You’re never too old to get younger.”
“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”
“I’ve never loved anyone the way I love myself.”